Funny Shayari

Funny Shayari - Jokes

Posted by : Amazon Everywhere Sunday 9 February 2014

Cham Cham kar ke aayi,

Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi,

Main Sindoor leke khada raha,

Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi…

News: Aapki charcha hain har gali mein har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hain,ye koi chmatkar nhi time hi aisa hain kyuki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai..

Agar aap bus,train,plane ya kahin se Bhi aa-ja rahe ho aur kisi mahila ke hath mein phool,dhaga,chain ya chamkti hue koi B vstu dkhen,to turant wahan se hat jayen.Yeh vastu RAKHI ho sakti hai. Apke jara C laprwahi apko BHAI bana sakti hai. Janhit me jaari.

Hello Bhaiya, How r u? Hows life? Rakhi bhej di hai, mil jayegi. Mera Cel kharab hai is liye me inke cel se sms kar rahi hu tumari pyari Behan – MALLIKA SHERAWAT

Ummidon ki manzil deh gayi,

Khwabon ki duniya beh gayi,

Abe teri kya izzat reh gayi,

Jab ek zakkas item tere ko “BHAIYA” aur RAKHI pehna gayi….

Apki charcha hai har gali mein,

Har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,

Ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,

Kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.

Har Ladki tere liye beqarar hai,

Har Ladki ko tera Intzar hai,

Ye tera koi kamaal nahi o mundiya,

Kuch dinbaad Rakhi ka jo teohar hai…

Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa

Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,

Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.

To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.

Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.

Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…

Janhit Mai Jaari!!!

Saawan ka mausam tha

Saawan ka mausam tha,

Poonam ki raat thi,

Mein uske paas tha,

Woh mere karib thi

Fir woh mere paas aayi,

Aur thodi si ghabraayi,

Jab meine uska haath pakada,

To woh thodi si sharmaayi

Usne kaha aaj hum

Aise bandhan me bandh jaaye,

Jise duniya ki,

Koi taakat na tod paaye,

Meri khushi ka andaaza,

Lagana mushkil tha,

Par iske aage jo hua,

Woh batana bhi mushkil hai

Usne mera haath,

Haatho me lekar kaha,

Yeh to janam janmo,

Ka bandhan hai

Phir mujhe yaad aaya,

Woh Saawan ka mausam,

Woh poonam ki raat,

Yeh to Raksha Bandhan hai!

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe..

Ek Baar Ek Ladka Airport Pe Cigrette Pee Raha Tha

Sath Mein Khadi Ladki Ne Dekha To Uske Pass

Aakar Boli

. .

Ladki: Ek Din Mein Kitne Cigrete Pee Jate Ho…………. ?.? .

Ladke Ne Pahle Usko Uper Se Niche Tak Dekha Aur

Soch Kar Bola .

Ladka: Yahi Koi 50, 60

. .

Ladki Uska Majaak Udate HueBoli

Ladki: Agar Aaj Tak Cigrete Pe Kharch Kiye Hue

Paise Bachate To Samne Khadi Wo BMW Car

Tumhari Hoti”

. .

Ladke Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Aap Cigrate Peeti

Hein……..?.?

Ladki: “Nahi” Ladka: “To Wo Car Kya Aapki Hai….?.?

Ladki: “Nahi To..? Ladka: “Salah Dene Ka Shukriya,

Ab Chal Udhar Jaakar Aram Se Baith ja aur sun Wo

Car Meri Hi Hai ” :p=DDD Moral: “Zyada Lecture Dene Se Beizzti Bhi Ho Jaati

Hai“=DD

Kaun Kehta Hai …

Kaun Kehta Hai Ke Sirf

Macchar Khoon Choosa Karte Hai

Kabhi Roaming Me Jake Dekho

Ye Mobile Company Wale

Kuch Kam Nahi Hote,

Ishq….

Na ishq kar mare yaar

yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar

yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

aur number mera lagati hai …

Arz Hai…

Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti

Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hain

perfume

earring

suits

flowers

chocolates

or ladke..??

Ye le LADKI ka number..

mera naam nahi aana chahiye

Don ko 11 mulko ki police dhundh rahi he..

kyu ki. .

sabhi mulko ke logo ko Ra.One film ki ticket ke paise wapas chahiye..!

Ek Dum Latest And Jhakaas Way 2 Propose..

Boy:
Xcuse Me Girl:
Jee Kahiye
Boy:
Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

Tumhari Saalgirah Pe Jaana Kia Bhejoon
Apni Jaan Bhejoon Keh Apna Dil Bhejoon
Phir Soochta Hoon Jaana Kion Na
Tumhare Liye Kee Hui Shopping Ka Bill Bhejoon

A couple had a fight whole night…
Later Next morning, Husband offered a glass of milk to his wife.
Wife – You are sorry for fighting with me?
Husband – No… Today is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le….